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12 Days of Christmas Sale

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Elves and Elvettes rejoice! Today kicks off our (first) annual 12 Days of Christmas sale! 

In the spirit of giving, we’ve hand-picked 12 items or categories to put on sale to show our appreciation to you – the skill toy community. In particular, we want to thank our loyal Facebook followers and email subscribers. Each day until Christmas Eve, we will be announcing a new product or category that will go on sale. These items will remain on sale until after Christmas!

Wanna stay on top of each sale item? Check our Facebook page each day, or make life easy for yourself and give us a Like! That way you’ll know the moment Santa opens his bag of toys…

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! 

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Astrojax Thanksgiving Sale

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MX-Orange

Woodyo

$3-Kens

 We’re not your mom, so we’re not going to tell you that you should be thankful. We’re just going to have a ginormous Thanksgiving Sale and leave you with this: “I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself.” -Mitch Hedberg

27
Nov 2013
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Open Santa’s Sack

Santa's Sack

You didn’t think we were going to send you screaming into 2013 without a little something from Santa, did you?  Of course not. So listen up because we’ve already gone digging through Santa’s goodie bag and what we found just might keep your Christmas spirit going a wee bit longer before 2013 closes in!

Let’s get right down to it- we’re offering 15% off all merchandise until midnight on December 28th!  Simply enter discount code – USAJSANTA at checkout.

Disappointed you got a kiwido? Bummed you missed out on the MX Sport? It’s time to rectify that hole in your skill-toy soul and take advantage of this deal while it lasts. And don’t forget that our limited edition Christmas Coal is only available for a few more days!  

So what’re you waiting for? Get a little grinchy and treat yourself to some new skill toys by putting that check your great aunt Mildred gave you for twelve dollars at our store before time runs out!

25
Dec 2012
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Happy Thanksgiving You Mad Bunch of Jaxologists!

Here at USAstrojax we’re thankful for a variety of things.  Slim Jims, the shake-weight, and velcro to name a few.  However, nothing warms our hearts more than the (we assume) look of excitement on your faces when you hear about some awesome new deals!  So in the spirit of American-style capitalism, we too are succumbing to our retail overlords and engaging in the dark ritual that is Black Friday and its once-fictional-cousin, Cyber Monday!

I’m sure you’re all giddy with excitement, anxiously drooling over your keyboards and rapidly debating internally what smattering of deals we have to share with you; we’re excited too!  That is to say, we’re not entirely sure what they are yet.  Ok, we are, but we don’t want to spoil all of the surprises just yet because what’s the fun in that?  So while we’re not revealing what those deals are quite yet, we can certainly assure you that they will be:

  • Inventive
  • Passably hilarious
  • IMPRESSIVE 
     

In the meantime, know that all jokes aside we couldn’t be more thankful about all of you who have been ordering with us all of these years and we can’t wait to see how the community is going to continue to grow and evolve.  

20
Nov 2012
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