Happy Thanksgiving You Mad Bunch of Jaxologists!

Here at USAstrojax we’re thankful for a variety of things.  Slim Jims, the shake-weight, and velcro to name a few.  However, nothing warms our hearts more than the (we assume) look of excitement on your faces when you hear about some awesome new deals!  So in the spirit of American-style capitalism, we too are succumbing to our retail overlords and engaging in the dark ritual that is Black Friday and its once-fictional-cousin, Cyber Monday!

I’m sure you’re all giddy with excitement, anxiously drooling over your keyboards and rapidly debating internally what smattering of deals we have to share with you; we’re excited too!  That is to say, we’re not entirely sure what they are yet.  Ok, we are, but we don’t want to spoil all of the surprises just yet because what’s the fun in that?  So while we’re not revealing what those deals are quite yet, we can certainly assure you that they will be:

  • Inventive
  • Passably hilarious
  • IMPRESSIVE 
     

In the meantime, know that all jokes aside we couldn’t be more thankful about all of you who have been ordering with us all of these years and we can’t wait to see how the community is going to continue to grow and evolve.